OK, so a Chari is a Bike and a Kancho is something that kids do as a joke. they put their hands together in a gun shape and yell kancho before poking someone in the butt.
so yeah, there i was minding my own business riding my bike home last night when out of nowhere this giant bump jumped out in front of my bike. this wasn't your regular small bumps either. no no this bump had to be on some kind of drugs because it shot me way up in the air and when i landed the force from my fall and the weight in my butt caused the seat the bend down towards the back of the bike and the following bounce from rocketing over the bump caused me to get a kancho from my own bike. you may think i am crazy but i think i can still hear the bump laughing at me..
anyway when i got home i had to get the tools out to put my bike seat in the appropriate position. and in cause your wondering, yes i had to stand up for the rest of the ride home... because sitting had a certain penalty attached to it...
Oh yeah I (Ron) was the unfortunate bike rider in the story... lucky Juni huh...
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What do you mean penalty? Just kidding
hope you feel better...that should really be an ouchie...:(
Ouch. May the spirits of the little kids haunt your bike as well as every bump which you approach to inevitable.... bumpness. . . . . . .Just kidding, I don't really wish that spirits haunt your bike and yadda yadda yadda, especially if it results in koncho(s) and such. You know, for years I only rode my bike standing up.... no reason in particular, just more comfortable overall..... really could push riding that way..... So.... Time to work on those Leg muscles, Juni! The benefits are twofold: (1)Work those leg muscles, and (2)no more konchos!.... Or threefold: (3)you can now turn those bumps... Into Jumps!! ah ha!
Oren
OH MY GOD!!!! I JUST NOW READ THE LAST PART..... "Oh yeah I (Ron) was the unfortunate bike rider in the story... lucky Juni huh..."
OH MY GOD!!!!! I write comments in a fit of spontaneity and excitement and I don't finish reading the entire post sometimes, (though as you can see I come back to it).... well you know what they say..... to ASSUME makes an ASS out of U and ME. Oh my god, I've never before felt the truth of that statement so strongly. Sorry Juni. . . . . . . . . And Ron,........... HA HA! [Pointing and laughing, like that kid from the Simpsons].
Please accept my Royalest apologies.
Thank you!,
Oren
Unless....... Do you website owners have....... !!An Edit Option??!! And you [pointing] just put that last part in after my first comment Didn't You??!! You website owners are Hoarding the Edit Option!! Grrrrrrrr.
On the other hand, I should've known that situations like these Only happen to Ron. Haha, Juni stays clean, hahaha.
Oren
Perhaps you have done something during the day to deserve such karmic retribution?
I agree with Oren: turn those Bumps into Jumps! And, I do have to sympathize (but just a tiiiny-tiiiiiny bit) too... Similar events have happened to me also.
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